Basic Bitches – Basic Bitches Band

The brand new mini album

Go To The Movies

New single and greetings cards!

I Hope Your Holidays Are Fine

Get yourself a

Good Morning Bitches Mug

The brand new Official Video

'You Know I'm Right'

Streaming every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 9am ET

Good Morning Bitches

We're Basic Bitches

And so are all of you.

We're fast, fun, loud, and a little silly. Sometimes we're mean, sometimes we're serious, and sometimes we just want to sing songs about cats. Relatable content is our calling. We're a two piece on purpose, so no, you can't be our bassist.

But you can sit with us.

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I Hope Your Holidays Are Fine Greetings Cards 5-pack — $8

Good Morning Bitches mug — $12

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Classic 'Two Scullys' T Shirt, hot pink on black — $15

'Relatable Content' CD — $6

'My Body, My Choice / White Bread President' Cassette — $5

'City Slackers' CD — $7

'Lonely Teenage Heart' 7" — $5

'Cross Your Eyes and Jump' 7" — $5

Naomi Hates Humans - 'My Love' 7" — $5

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'Symbolic Disruptions' Compilation Cassette — $6